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1. Hate ourselves
2. Ignore the Fact
3. Change something about it
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I think there's a forth option: "Blame others for your problem." But then again, there could be a lot of options. I know that from time to time, I've blamed other people for my difficult situations, and, well, that's not right.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Fact is, we're no better than the chickens, cows, and whatever other animals we decide to eat. We treat ourselves like shit. Have we ever truly seen the light, or breathed fresh air?
I'm lost...
"Calves are easily bound and slaughtered
Never knowing the reason why.
But whoever treasures freedom,
Like the swallow must learn to fly"
I guess learning to fly is a hard business.
Sometimes we just need to show the middle finger to the ones who treat us like shit even when it means we have to face inconvenience
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To comment on that quote:
We must learn to walk, or we collapse.
We must learn to fly, or we fall.
We must learn to swim, or we drown.
We must learn to tolerate, or we face certain doom.
We must learn to laugh, because crying is depressing.
We must learn to how to live... before we die.
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"All of the power of creation exists within a single tiny seed." - Magi from Fern Gully
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